The smartphone of my friend

This device recently responded to an e-mail of mine as follows:

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Sent from my iPhone much worse! Where’s the hope. In that ?

The next day I was at a cafe, and the cute young people at the table next to me were wondering who made the latest “Star Trek” movie. They knew it was the man responsible for “Firefly.” So the tall one picked up her iPhone, held it close to her mouth, and said, “Who made ‘Firefly’?” There was a split-second’s pause, and then the phone said, “Joss Whedon.”

I fear for us.